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candleabra9Aug. 25th, 2005 04:14 pm

GUESS WHO JUST MADE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHALLAHS?!?

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berrronikaAug. 15th, 2005 02:43 am

womba womba.

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ka_forkMar. 20th, 2005 10:47 pm

http://www.livejournal.com/community/_radiohead/48916.html

join mutha fuckers!

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ka_forkJan. 30th, 2005 04:10 pm

christ i need some challa, and soon. where my bitch.

Current Mood: BITCHESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: 2pac's greatest hits

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candleabra9Jan. 7th, 2005 09:59 am

[TEVYE]
Tradition, tradition! Tradition!
Tradition, tradition! Tradition!

[TEVYE & PAPAS]
Who, day and night, must scramble for a living,
Feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as master of the house,
To have the final word at home?

The Papa, the Papa! Tradition.
The Papa, the Papa! Tradition.

[GOLDE & MAMAS]
Who must know the way to make a proper home,
A quiet home, a kosher home?
Who must raise the family and run the home,
So Papa's free to read the holy books?

The Mama, the Mama! Tradition!
The Mama, the Mama! Tradition!

[SONS]
At three, I started Hebrew school. At ten, I learned a trade.
I hear they've picked a bride for me. I hope she's pretty.

The son, the son! Tradition!
The son, the son! Tradition!

[DAUGHTERS]
And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix,
Preparing me to marry whoever Papa picks?

The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!

[MATCHMAKER]
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match.
Find me a find, catch me a catch.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book
And make me a perfect match.

Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'll bring the veil.
You bring the groom, slender and pale.
Bring me a ring, for I'm longing to be
The envy of all I see.

Current Mood: giddyPROUD
Current Music: OH YEAH

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berrronikaJan. 2nd, 2005 12:49 pm

so....i found out that i have chall bread downstairs. you goy

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ka_forkDec. 31st, 2004 01:22 am

hmmmmm, jew pride!

Current Mood: jewish
Current Music: hava nagila

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berrronikaDec. 27th, 2004 11:35 pm

aite so check this shit out.

I was in disneyland today and there was still the after-christmas decorations residue and christmas songs playing and shit like that. That's cool, we all know disney is 100 christian. ok. and then when i was in some little store on main street i saw the "hanukah corner" oh crap it was SAD. it was a blue mickey muse ornament with a little dreidel and then i think some blue and white ribbons. I know channukah isn't the biggest jewish holdiay but to set up a jew corner like that was...i dunno. Keepin them outta trouble with the police? i dunno.

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candleabra9Dec. 26th, 2004 12:10 am

alright folks heres the low down

this

is a community for STRONG JEWISH PRIDE!

what we do here is band together to form a bold and impetuous hebrew force

and weve got a LOTTA pride

we will be selective, oh so selective in picking and choosing this force i speak of

by the way, molly made this and shes awesome



cucumber in hebrew is ma-la-fa-phone

Current Music: LT tour theme

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berrronikaDec. 25th, 2004 12:36 am

sabbat shalom motherfuckers

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